If our adorable snow shoe Siamese, Inky, were a human he'd more than likely look as adorable as the guy pictured on the left. However, while our cat Inky is kind of terrible, he's not nearly as terrible as Serial Killer Ricardo Caputo! He was born in Argentina, Caputo not our cat, and during the seventies would woo women, sleep with them, strangle them and then bash their faces in, and leave their lower halves still exposed. He was known as "The Lady Killer" or even "Casanova Killer" or something similar as per the title that Unsolved Mysteries gave him. He even served time in a mental institution. This guy was super Cuckoo-ka-choo crazy, man! Our cat's only slightly cuckoo and thus has earned the nickname of Cuckoo Pig, which is a wacky 60s term said in the original Parent Trap. It's probably not a real term people used and Disney only thought it was cool? I don't know.
I'm sure he'd be a serial killer of birds, our cat not Caputo (who's been dead since 1997), and he might bash their faces in, umm... perhaps our cat would be a serial killer! *insert shocked face here* He's done some horrid things to the Anole Lizards that manage to get into the house before I can rescue them. But, let's face it, cats are pretty terrible about their prey, playing with it before it's dead, and sometimes not even eating it. I adore cats, but I suppose they are the serial killers of the animal world, yeah? So, I'm still watching Unsolved Mysteries. There's only six seasons on, but the channel has ads, so it's taken me awhile. At least I'm almost done with season five. Two days ago, one was about this creepy guy who would expose himself to kids and knife people to death. He'd broken into this ladies home, stabbed her and she ran after him with her gun screaming she'd kill him until he was out of the house. "Woo, Texas is hardcore, man." She flipped through the newspaper a few days later and there was his photo, as Texas kept circulating their most wanted in the papers. Then they launched into why he was on the list in the first place and in the 70s he killed Matthew McConaughey! No, really! But also not. So, it was this guy named Larry who saw the guy walking towards these kids half naked and he went out there and took the guys keys from his truck and wouldn't let him have them back and was telling him to cover up, while Larry was on the phone to police and watching the scene unfold. Basically, dude got a shotgun out of his truck and shot Larry and shot him some more because he wanted his keys. Basically dude shot Larry to super death in the driveway (dude took like 8 bullets and kept trying to run after him? until creepster shot him in the head) of his home while his mom had to watch and drove away. Larry was being played by the then unknown Matthew McConaughey, as he wouldn't be that creepy dude in Dazed and Confused for another two or three years. It was weird and totally took me out of the story, because he just made it funny mainly because I'm not a fan of his. Not that he should die, but I kept saying, "McConaughey just give the man his damn keys back. So, stupid." It was hard to see that Larry's death was pretty tragic in and of itself as well as for his mom and sister. Not that the casting people at Unsolved Mysteries knew that. This was just some random two-bit actor, and so far he's the only person I've seen re-enacting on this show that went on to be anyone I'd even remotely recognize.
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